赞助者(Friends)

　　joey: chandler, you have to start getting over her. all right, if you play, you get some fresh air, maybe it'll take your mind off janice, and if you don't play, everyone will be mad at you 'cause the teams won't be even. come on.

　　chandler: yeah, all right, i'll play.

　　phoebe: yay!!

　　rachel: let's do it! ross?

　　ross: what?

　　rachel: do you wanna play football?

　　ross: um, monica and i aren't supposed to play football.

　　joey: says who? your mom?

　　monica and ross: yeah.

　　monica: well, every, every thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the "geller bowl".

　　chandler: no, no, no, you say that proudly.

　　monica: anyway, ross and i were always captains, and um, it got kind've competitive and one year, geller bowl vi, i accidentally broke ross's nose.

　　ross: it was so not an accident. she saw i was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. and just keep running.

　　monica: to score the winning touchdown, by the way.

　　joey: what's a matter, ross? what you're nervous about your speech?

　　ross: no! do you wanna hear it?

　　joey: am i in it?

　　ross: uh, huh. yeah, right after i thank everyone for giving money to the museum, i sing a song about the wonder that is joey.

　　phoebe: hello.

　　ross: hey!

　　joey: whoa!

　　ross: wow, hello! you look great!

　　phoebe: thank you! i know, though.

　　ross: you see this, this is a person who is ready to go. phoebe you, oh, you are my star.

　　phoebe: ohh, well, you're my lucky penny .

　　chandler: all right, i took the quiz, and it turns out, i do put career before men. (to joey) get up.

　　joey: what?

　　chandler: you're in my seat.

　　joey: how is this your seat?

　　chandler: 'cause i was sitting there.

　　joey: but then you left.

　　chandler: well, it's not like i went to spain. i went to the bathroom , you knew i was coming back.

　　joey: what's the big deal , sit somewhere else.

　　chandler: the big deal is i was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.

　　joey: well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there (points to the bathroom). soo...